Intro
Every year we wait with baited breath for the celebrities to roll out their costume idea for this Halloween's display. In some cases they were fabulous, but who cares about those? Like watching NASCAR and waiting for a wreck, we've dug into the most atrocious examples of pure bad taste. While some outfits make us go "Oh Baby Yes!", these are examples of "Oh Honey No."
In a desperate attempt to hold onto her younger days, we have Tailor Swift dressed up as an over the top cutesy pegacorn. While it certainly stands out as an unusual choice of attire, it has that 'old and tired cliche' look combined with 'What K-mart did you get that at?' We expect better of you celebrities! If we needed bad role-models, we'd all start dressing up as Barbie.
.... Sometimes you should watch what you say, cause no sooner did the cursed words drip out of our mouth than this pepto-bismol colored travesty hit the scene. The choice of colors and over-all choice of theme is just incredibly disappointing, and prompts the question.. "Do you have to buy your friends too Rita?"
Oh Katy, the world loves you and your music. You've brought daring lyrics to the music world combined with some of the most amazing and over the top videos we've seen in recent media. So who taught you that covering your muffins with... well.. muffins... was a good idea? This outfit is the epitome of good taste gone bad.
You remember everything we just said about that muffin bra Katy? Yeah, well... Let's bring that back. We're sorry, you're right, that was obviously the superior choice. Points for showing your support for what is obviously your favorite snack.
Molly... Just... Listen, the rest of us are happy the 70's are over for outfits exactly like that one. If you were gearing up to show your new baby how pregnancy can serve as an excuse for everything from pickle flavored ice-cream to bad costume choices, I think you've succeeded. Can we never see this again?
Alyssa darling, we all loved you in 'Who's The Boss', but those days are over darling. You're not the young starlet you once were, and no amount of 'Rainbow Dash Hobby Kit' is going to bring that back. Leave the poorly considered My Little Pony cosplay to the Brony's, and shoot for something a bit more mature.
Speaking of era's that should've been left in the past, Levine and company is here reminding us that while the music will never die, it's a good thing the fashion did. This kind of attire isn't appropriate for an 80's flashback party, let alone Halloween. Though we must admit it's more than a little scary.
In a painful blending of heresy and giving a call back to a movie best left forgotten, we get Zoe Kravits and Joe Jonas hitting the scene as a nun, perhaps trying to exorcise the demon that is Zoolander from her partner Joe Jonas. For the love of all that's holy, what made you think this was a good idea?
Saving the worst for last. Zach went out of his way to find the trashiest outfit available for halloween, and I'm pretty sure that toupee was selected after winning a competition for "Toupee's uglier than Trump's". Well done on making Halloween scarier for everyone, Zach.
