Quiz: In Which State Was This Photo Taken?

Where did this hardcore bear brawl actually happen?

Traffic jams in Alaska are kinda different than anywhere else in the world – it may be the main highway but these bears don’t care – they’ve got an argument to settle and they’ll do it wherever they like.

Where does this real life 'Joe Dirt' call home-sweet-home?

The stunning example of the West Virginian male sure knows how to rock the rugged look.  Shirts are optional in West Virginia and so apparently is a hairstylist.

Where is this rodent scurrying off to, as we speak?

New York is pretty famous for its pizzas, sadly it is also becoming famous for the large rats that live in the city.  This whole image sums up the very worse that New York city has to offer.

In which state are these lovebirds trying to unite man, wife, wife, and wife?

In Utah, you can have as many wives as you like (not anymore really), although this may sound like fun, it can play havoc with your mothers-in-law. Although being illegal in all 50 states, Utah is historically remembered as the polygamy state. Every now and then a news story gets distributed about another polygamist family fleeing the state or being prosecuted.

Where in the nation does this mama moose invade yards and pools alike?

Vermont is almost more Canada than Canada, it even has its own collection of Moose.  These guys are having a great time in someone’s garden, even taking advantage of the local pool.

B-E-S-T! Give us a B! Give us a state?

If you're from California, you have to be blonde and a former (or current) cheerleader. Aren't you? Are you sure you're from California?

Shotguns and smiles are a way of life early on in which state?

A picture of womanhood – at least in South Carolina.  The concept of motherhood is different. Guns and little children, what could possibly go wrong?

Where do these lobsters duke it out, all year round?

In Rhode Island, the lobsters roam in gangs and have knife fights in the local restaurants.  It is a terrifying place to visit.  They also have the most irritating accent in the whole of the United States.

Cluck cluck, where are these delicious birds for sale?

If you’re in Kentucky you sure won’t run out of Chickens there seems to be a good many of them far sale – shame about the school system down there though.

Fascinating hair, but where is this trend concentrated?

In New Jersey fake tans are mandatory.  If you don’t have the same haircut as your neighbor you are likely to run into trouble.  This state has a great hair gel industry.

Which state hosts this helpful road stop, toilet and all?

It’s really when you reach the first rest area that you realize that maybe taking a vacation in Nebraska wasn’t the best idea you ever had.  At least you can enjoy the fresh air while you contemplate your misery.

Where did hot lava attack this unsuspecting bus?

Lava and volcanoes – Hawaii is well known for both and it is a fact that they could have an eruption any day.  This school bus got caught on the wrong side of a lava flow, it was just swallowed right up.

Where do buffaloes actually still roam, fuzzy and free?

The best thing about South Dakota is you will probably get to see a buffalo and some presidents heads carved into a mountain.  After that, there really isn’t anything worth staying for.

Which state could possibly have a funeral with a fan dance?

No, they are not dancing the YMCA – instead, they are using a dead person to spell out OHIO.  This image just epitomizes the class and decorum of the residents of Ohio.

Where can drivers get booze and brie in the same window?

Wisconsin is the dairy state and nothing is bigger here than their cheese.  Well, maybe the liquor.  The love their cheese.  On Highway 13 there is even a cheese & booze drive-thru.  Wisconsin for the win.

Where is the loneliest soft drink machine in the nation?

Down in Iowa, you can find the loneliest soda machine in the world.  It should be famous as Iowa’s number one attraction, certainly the only truck stop.  The only good bit of advice if you are in Iowa is to keep going to the next state.

Which state still sells old fashioned drank in the woods like this?

Either there are no police in Virginia or they are really, really dumb.  That, or maybe it is the police selling the moonshine?  Who knows, but you do get a nice free sample to be going on with.

Where are love bunnies a real road hazard?

This might be a sign in front of a bunny farm in Nevada, but it sums up a major stereotype of Nevada - Sin. Yeah, we know - it's one city that makes all the noise, but still - you don't call a place 'sin city' because of a bad movie by the same name.

In which state does this silly warning seem like it might be true?

It sure is hot in Arizona!  It’s hot and it’s dry so no farting allowed.  Arizona needs to fireproof just about everything – if you don’t like extreme heat, you may want to stay home.

Where do citizens chase gators, and not the reverse?

Just your average Louisiana family taking their pet gator out for a stroll.  It’s always a good experience for a child to own a pet.

Where do residents actually talk like this, in all seriousness?

If you love terrible weather and accents that are impossible to understand, you’re a crazy person…or you belong in Massachusetts! The home of bad weather and apparently worse spelling.  Let’s face it, no one likes to have to cope with wicked storms.

Where is this utter madness, right now?

Colorado is famous for legalizing weed and is becoming popular for visitors looking for ways of getting high that doesn’t involve hiking up a mountain.

Where in the world is this terrifying twister?

Situated right in the middle of tornado alley, Kansas is pretty much famous for nothing else other than its storms and destructive tornadoes.  You’ll need to take cover and keep everything nailed down in this windy state.

Where do these diverse patriots live, full time?

Apart from being crucial during the Presidential elections, New Hampshire hasn’t really got a lot going on.  No one is quite sure why it’s important either.

Where in America could this tiny ice island host a beer party for one?

You can sum Maine up in three words: Nature, beer and fishing.  This dude seems to be pretty fed up with the lack of variety, trying instead to float out to sea on a block of ice.

Chaos like this could only happen in which U.S. state?

There’s a rumor in the neighboring States that the driving skills in Maryland are pretty poor.  Judging by this picture they aren’t wrong.

Totally Amish for sure, but where is this skater going home?

Pennsylvania is famous for being home to a giant Amish community, a devoutly religious group that spurns all modern technology.  That said, sometimes you do need to get back from the shops in a hurry

What kind of state would allow such a Franken-bus?

Missouri loves its super-sized trucks so much it even uses a monster truck for a school bus.  From the size of this one we wonder if it is going to make it underneath the road signs.

Spelling seems to be a weakness here, but where is here?

In Georgia, the state is known for its fruit which just happens to be a peach. It’s a real shame that their public schools don’t at least make sure people can spell the word.

Where is this floating chair for a lazy afternoon?

This guy is modeling what is practically the official uniform in Alabama, you can also buy one of these unique Alabama style fishing boats just about anywhere.

School or Shcool: Which state is unsure about the concept?

North Carolina is not well known for its school district (or acceptance of differences) but at least it has top-notch cigarette brands. North Carolina street painters show that their job really is the one you get if you don’t pay attention in school.  Listen up, kids!

Where does this old fashioned yet hipster commuter clearly live?

Which U.S. state is all about the skins ad furs?

When it’s not frozen over you can hunt in Michigan, this dude took it all a bit too far, looks like he is driving his own roadkill.  We’d advise you to take in Detroit but it's not much better there.

Where are these strapping gentlemen on the range, near home?

Seen here are the 4 original members of the Tennessee fine dining club out on their annual shoot. These handsome gentlemen are all related.  Because this is Tennessee and everyone is related here.

Traffic jams like this would only happen where, oh where?

There are very few cars in the state of Wyoming which is just as well because the local cattle need some way of getting about.  There are actually more cows than cars.

Where is the ultimate American BBQ scene, as seen here?

Where being a barbecue master is actually an essential part of the local skillset. Welcome to Mississippi, the land moderation forgot.  It also happens to be the state of high cholesterol but we're not pointing out a correlation...

This sassy bow maiden could only be from one place, but where?

In Arkansas, they don’t want to miss an opportunity for hunting. Camouflage suits and gear are a must for everyone if you want to be someone.

Hoo boy, where do people ride contraptions like this right here?

There’s not a lot to do here.  In Oklahoma even college is so dull people drop out and spend their time thinking of new things to create out of beer kegs, like this bike for example.

H0ckey and gun culture combined, which state is this?

North Dakota where very little happens that does not involve hockey and guns, or even hockey with guns.  Certainly, no raffle worth its salt would offer a prize of anything other than 200 guns.  Not in North Dakota.

Which state has normalized this transportation at the drive through?

Just a woman on a horse taking her steer to the drive-thru.  Nothing unusual to see here, at least not in Texas where all the best people are accompanied by cattle.

An impressive police operation, but which residents pay for this?

Apart from Chicago, there isn’t that much in Illinois. The farms outside are a lot more peaceful than the city which has got one of the highest murder rates in the US.  Even the police are driving around in tanks.

Which state has a lot of bears and a lot of blondes, all in one convenient place?

Montana! Welcome to bear land! Bears are a Montana symbol, aren't they? We sure hope to get a bear hug, but a loving one. Not the part where the bear hugs us too much. And he's hungry.